metaphysician said:
Every New Yorker that I've ever asked has admitted that they're never seen a baby pigeon. That's how I came to the conclusion that pigeons are actually small robots, sent here by an alien civilization, to provide surveillance for an invasion. They consume cigarette butts to fuel their tiny fusion power plants.
PeggyC said:
metaphysician said:
Every New Yorker that I've ever asked has admitted that they're never seen a baby pigeon. That's how I came to the conclusion that pigeons are actually small robots, sent here by an alien civilization, to provide surveillance for an invasion. They consume cigarette butts to fuel their tiny fusion power plants.
This makes so much sense I'm surprised it isn't common knowledge.
Can we upload videos yet? I took a 2min clip of the lorrikeets going crazy about an hour ago (although, of course, they got a bit camera-shy).
I put three very mushy bananas (no skins) and an overripe pear on the tray under the seedblock. The sweetness is driving them crazy, all their unsophisticated Garden of Eden behaviour has come out. Of course, it's also attracting the native cuckoos, currawongs, pigeons etc. nearly a wonderful pic of an enormous currawong (almost as long as my arm) but he was so black, against the dark trunks of the tree so you wouldn't have seen much.
Don't think of them as grey parrots, they're pure pink-cockatoos: nearly as bad as pigeons.