it seems as if the tone is turning a bit sappy but thats OK if it makes people happy because I prefer to get a hug instead of an indifferent shrug or someone wanting to slap me.
Oh Hank, who would slap you?! The effervescent wine guru, The man about town Who turns my frown upside down Are you happy to see me or is that your cork-screw?
TT is getting the feel of it. Her rhyme just made me squeal a bit. She's not just a honey. She's really quite funny. If she was cheese I'd want a whole wheel of it.
Your rhymes make me hungry for more They cause such a ridiculous uproar A wheel of cheese? Oh Jesus It makes me want a grilled cheesus While I sit and wait for the encore
I hope that you don't find me rude. It just that I'm really a prude. It's not just the cheese That rattles my knees. Women always stir up thoughts of food.
He writes as if he's always secreting and going out sexually trick or treating but I think he's alright even when expressing his appetite saying "women..theyre good eating!"
I'm glad to be one of the hosts. Of this thread where no one just coasts. There's really no sin to it. You all seem to be into it. We've hit a hundred limerick posts!
OK so I do sometimes chuckle you hit just below my belt buckle with the wit and the prose plus you do love my nose so for you the grand prize of a suckle
I could not let this opportunity pass To brag that I have seen Boomie's ass A massage, they thought we were a couple The skin on this chick, so supple Wait, what did they put in that wineglass??
Ohhhh it just never gets old we were there for two hours, all told but the bodies faced each other like four eyes and his brothers while we laughed so hard off I rolled
Yes, I've noticed ol' Boomie's butt. And it definitely does make the cut. It's so shapely and firm That it does make me squirm And reminds me of I don't know what.
I promise to avoid all criticism. And stick to nothing but witticism. When some people wonder Who started this blunder, Make sure that you say that it was him.
What counts in a lim'rick is meter, It's what one expects, as a reader. So if you must write, make the meter real tight: Or you risk being labeled a cheater.
that lim'rick was really quite clever A better one I have read, well, never! I cannot compete with lordan's beat This silly game has taken me forever!!
This game is not competition. It just takes some keen intuition There's no winning or losing. Just fun verbal cruising Except for the end's repetition.
Now Lordan yours is quite fun. In a contest you'd surely have won. But it's just for the laughs, the rhymes and the gaffes. And an occasional silly old pun.
A lim'rick's supposed to be randy And we've had a few that were dandy I know I've complained And from most I've refrained But I'm missing that Mommyrock Candy
oh, my kootch is still shut up tight this baby's not emerging tonight but truth to be told my rhyming got old so hold harmless thirdrock for this blight
but to appease your dirty ol' needs my libido, my husband still feeds they say that his sperm will bring baby to term and so in duty he still does the deeds
but thats OK if it makes people happy
because I prefer to get a hug
instead of an indifferent shrug
or someone wanting to slap me.