This Just In: I will NOT be featured on Dancing with the Stars.

mem

Apr 10, 2015 at 9:35am Edited

Because I can't dance for *****.

ml1

Apr 10, 2015 at 9:45am

that's not a sufficient reason. Jerry Springer was on DWTS:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cppw5_jerry-springer-kym-johnson-waltz_people

mem

Apr 10, 2015 at 10:02am

Well, I'm ugly too.

TylerDurden

Apr 10, 2015 at 10:03am

Maybe you just need a trashy talk show first?

calliope

Apr 10, 2015 at 10:13am

we should all be so ugly

ParticleMan

Apr 10, 2015 at 12:48pm

mem said:
Well, I'm ugly too.

Hardly... and again...

ml1 said:
that's not a sufficient reason. Jerry Springer was on DWTS:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cppw5_jerry-springer-kym-johnson-waltz_people

jgberkeley

Apr 10, 2015 at 1:09pm

mem said:
Well, I'm ugly too.

Hey, if you are ugly then I am old.

I am not old.....

So you are not ............

Later,
Da
George

You qualify as a celebrity (You were in People Magazine) you are younger than many former contestants and Bruno would be oozing charm all over your sweet self my darling. And, as I've observed, dancing ability is not necessarily a pre-requisit.

joanne

Apr 10, 2015 at 1:37pm

My thoughts exactly. do we nominate her??

sbenois

Apr 10, 2015 at 4:57pm

Mem,

Obviously you forgot to tell them that you once sprayed yourself in the face with mace. It would have gotten you on the show.

And I didn't see any ugly on you on Monday. You looked pretty great to me.

boomie

Apr 10, 2015 at 5:30pm

How about "so you think you can dance?"

dave

Apr 10, 2015 at 9:53pm

I almost forgot about the mace attack. Could writhing in pain be considered dance?

locowolfy

Apr 11, 2015 at 1:58am

As long as you don't dance like Elaine on Seinfeld......lol

wendy

Apr 11, 2015 at 1:58am

dave said:
I almost forgot about the mace attack. Could writhing in pain be considered dance?

Of course, said those who watched Elaine Benes dance.

KarenMarlowe

Apr 11, 2015 at 4:36am

joanne

Apr 11, 2015 at 5:04am

Mem should wear that dress.

PeggyC

Apr 11, 2015 at 8:01am

There have been SO many people on that show who couldn't dance for s*** that the mind boggles. Clearly, that is no impediment at all!

mem

Apr 11, 2015 at 11:53am

Stenosis good one!

How about a new show, Macing with the Stars?

joanne

Apr 11, 2015 at 1:04pm

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I just love autocorrect: think we need a new thread on 'guess the autocorrect subject'. What's the term for a totally unwanted and wrong autocorrection, anyway?