The Confessional: Post your judgment-free confessions here

I hate wings.

I don't always return my shopping cart to the designated area. A woman called me out on it at Whole Foods, saying, "That's the worst thing I've ever seen." I retorted (nastily), "Life must be good for you."

I'm not proud of any part of that!

Sometimes I throw my recyclable cat food cans in the trash

I steal Nohero's opinions and state them as my own at parties.

I've been sitting my one year old in front of the TV during the morning so I can get some work done. It's been PBS kids, but still. Such bad parenting!!!!

Silk, I'm with you. Same with you, LL.

I sometimes sit in a different than usual car on the train to avoid having to sit with someone I know. Plus, I hate wings.

I'm a liberal.

But I'm a liar and nothing I say is true.

My car hasn't been washed in over 2 years. Still has Christmas tree needles in the back from 2011 and 2010! Time to get it done, yeah I keep saying that!

I killed a man once.

Just to watch him die.

rastro said:

I killed a man once.

Just to watch him die.

Was this in Reno, by chance?

I say things on MOL that don't reflect my real personality and that I would never say to anyone in real life. I would like to stop doing this.

I dust, but hate to vacuum. When I do vacuum, I skip many areas. Hubster just came in and called me a 'bad housewife' for another shortcoming. I don't care.

i eat the bad food i tell my kids they can't have

Sometimes I REALLY want to let the kids sit in front of the TV all day, just so I can enjoy a nice big hunk of peace and quiet! And maybe sit in front of the TV all day myself!

I will never turn my car around by pulling into someone else's driveway. I feel like I am trespassing.
I have to drive to the nearest intersection or do a "10 point" turn in the roadway. (Weird, I know.)

I don't dust things that are too high for me to see, even though DH is 10" or so taller. He's been very polite about it for a long time.

and some more serious stuff, eg, shoulda arranged to contribute more to the family financially : (

I never ever pick up money I find - a penny, dollar, a twenty...nothing. I feel like it's bad karma to benefit from someone else's misfortune. If it's a wallet I find, of course, I'll pick it up and turn it in to the police or find the owner, but random lost money, no way.

I don't recycle except for big stuff I take to the dump in the summer.

I watch that Kardashian show, and I read Star.

I don't own a vacuum cleaner.

Several times on my commute to and from work I wish Vulcan guns and anti-Tank missiles were standard accessories for my car.

you push a button on the dash, the trunk opens, there's John Wayne with a flame thrower....

norman and mjc: I want that.

I like to watch COPS if I'm home on a Saturday night.

I'm a bad friend, wife, sister, aunt, neighbor, fellow commuter. I think it's because I really have a general dislike for people.

krnl said:

I dust, but hate to vacuum. When I do vacuum, I skip many areas. Hubster just came in and called me a 'bad housewife' for another shortcoming. I don't care.

I vacuum, but I hate to dust. Wanna trade services??

And I haven't washed my car OR my windows in years.

Oh, and I still watch Desperate Housewives. I'm so glad it's the final season, so I can stop watching it....I can't seem to stop myself...

In an attempt to lose weight I religiously log all the food I eat - except the Trader Joe's Sea Salt & Turbinado Sugar Chocolate Covered Almonds.

marylago said:

I'm a bad friend, wife, sister, aunt, neighbor, fellow commuter. I think it's because I really have a general dislike for people.

Ugh, +1 on that for me. I avoid people I know in public situations all the time. Has nothing to do with them -- they are perfectly lovely people -- I'm just antisocial by nature.

And I'm a horrible gossip. Yes, if I know you, I probably talk about you behind your back.